funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

(via ur-in-alderaan-places)

2 days ago 279,403 notes

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

(via rejoiceiam)

1 week ago 454,393 notes

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny

R U SERIOUS

there are 3 kinds of ppl

i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh

OMGGGGGGGGG

here we go again

(via rejoiceiam)

1 week ago 188,919 notes

plug:

NO CHILL

(via crystallized-teardrops)

1 week ago 123,987 notes

(via sleeplesssdreamer)

1 week ago 803,977 notes

(via georgiaaaa-rose)

2 weeks ago 488,938 notes

(via georgiaaaa-rose)

2 weeks ago 495,999 notes

(via crystallized-teardrops)

1 month ago 163,827 notes

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

1 month ago 211,352 notes

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

missed out the even

(via crystallized-teardrops)

1 month ago 415,122 notes
19th
September
2,028 notes
Reblog

(via lohanthony)

1 month ago 2,028 notes

(via blackkocaine)

1 month ago 48,734 notes

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via crystallized-teardrops)

1 month ago 674,544 notes

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

(via grarse)

1 month ago 95,904 notes

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via crystallized-teardrops)

1 month ago 564,023 notes