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5 days ago 37,562 notes

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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5 days ago 588,921 notes

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

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5 days ago 51,092 notes

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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5 days ago 522,598 notes

mrcraabs:

being a teenager is weird all i wanna do is give head and punch things

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5 days ago 111,558 notes

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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5 days ago 597,240 notes

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

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2 weeks ago 112,990 notes

cassadragon:

WHAT THE HECK

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2 weeks ago 232,563 notes

lohanthony:

this boy is the nastiest skank bitch i’ve ever met. do not trust him. he is a fugly slut!!!

2 weeks ago 1,427 notes

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

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3 weeks ago 47,887 notes

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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3 weeks ago 103,825 notes

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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3 weeks ago 697,481 notes

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

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3 weeks ago 153,117 notes

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

image

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3 weeks ago 231,677 notes

thomasbngalter:

i hope chris pratt destroys the idea that you’re not at your happiest or full potential until you’re thin or fit. he got fit and was like ‘it’s terrible never do it’ like he can’t wait to be chubby again

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3 weeks ago 56,125 notes