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3 weeks ago 46,342 notes

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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3 weeks ago 633,424 notes

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

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3 weeks ago 75,806 notes

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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3 weeks ago 537,723 notes

mrcraabs:

being a teenager is weird all i wanna do is give head and punch things

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3 weeks ago 111,648 notes

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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3 weeks ago 625,608 notes

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

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cassadragon:

WHAT THE HECK

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1 month ago 237,157 notes

lohanthony:

this boy is the nastiest skank bitch i’ve ever met. do not trust him. he is a fugly slut!!!

1 month ago 1,426 notes

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

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1 month ago 48,394 notes

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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1 month ago 111,229 notes

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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1 month ago 701,678 notes

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

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1 month ago 153,965 notes

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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